| Track | Title |
| 1 | Love Letters Down The Toilet |
| 2 | Hello Young Lovers |
| 3 | Darling Please Don't Bite My Head Off |
| 4 | Wee-Wee Into Wine |
| 5 | I Used To Be Mad |
| 6 | Ballad Of The Bogeyman |
| 7 | Misery Guts |
| 8 | Future Next Ex-Sweetheart |
| 9 | Holiday From Death |
| 10 | Bottle Sucker |
| 11 | Wounded People Do Stupid Things |
| 12 | Me And All The Other Vegetables |
| 13 | Night Night Numbskull |
