| Track | Title |
| 1 | (Welcome To The) Social Event Of The Century |
| 2 | There's No Glory In Fame |
| 3 | The Music Video Game Olympics |
| 4 | New York, California And No Where In Between |
| 5 | Wendel |
| 6 | The "L" Train To "High Street" |
| 7 | Cockoff! |
| 8 | The Rise And Fall Of T.H.C. Tennis |
| 9 | Is This A Party, Or A Dick-Measuring Contest? |
| 10 | Show Stopper!! |
